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Top Ten Reasons to watch “Two and a Half Men”

Posted by therebelprince on September 25, 2010

  1. 1. They’re giving away free copies of The Sims in the commercials.
  2. You’re Martin Sheen, and you need to have something to talk about at the Christmas party besides Emilio’s career, and whether you’ll need to put a second trestle table in the yard so no-one present violates their latest restraining order.
  3. Gran controls the remote, and it’s either that or help Granddad burst his carbuncles.
  4. Really irritating guests show up unexpectedly on your doorstep, and they just won’t take the hint.
  5. That CD of whale songs has a scratch, and you’re hoping Jon Cryer’s voice will put little Timmy off to sleep.
  6. The cable’s out. And all your books are on fire. And you can’t afford Monopoly.
  7. It’s a great way to torture any enemies who might happen to be in a catatonic state.
  8. You’re sleep deprived, and thought it was the night that CBS had quality programming.
  9. You’re clinically insane, and actually think there is a night when CBS has quality programming.
  10. You’re Charlie Sheen. In which case, it’s probably genuinely enjoyable.
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